Cleaning person

Is the landlord bugging you for the rent?  High gas prices got you down?  Has a shiny new car caught your eye?  Well, I can help!  Super awesome job is available that includes such fun activities as:  Vacuuming carpet !!  Emptying trash cans !!  and yes, even cleaning toilets !!!  How could it get any better?...You also get paid!!!  All this fun and more can be had in the Downtown Asheville area!  Evening hours available making it great for a second job! How can you get in on this amazing opportunity???  Just respond to this well written ad and we will contact YOU with all the details...it's just that easy!  Part time and full time fun both available!!!  Don't delay...respond NOW to avoid future regret and eviction!!!  Thank you!