In a separate attachment (typed, double-spaced and no more than two pages in length), please respond to the following scenario: A client persists in referring to you both in court and during your confidential meetings as a "dump truck" and "public pretender". Prepare and participate in pleadings, arraignments, pre-trial agreements, motions, trials, responsive declarations, detention or asset seizure hearings, negotiate with opposing counsel and the courts, and the selection of jurors.